Road Warrior trip from Hejj. ***Warning Graphic Images***

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So I consider myself a true road warrior, Planes Trains or Auto..

Seeing the stage.. Mother had a knee replacement, my younger brother was helping and had to leave so I head North.

I love and prefer to drive at night especially thru the Mountains, I had just installed some new LED Spot beams for the front of the Interceptor. Of course i need to adjust them while on my trip so I pulled over bouts 100 miles into a 500 mile trip to adjust the beams.

The Interceptor has some weird deal if the engine is running and you close the door, so all locks were unlocked I adjusted the beams and bumped the door on the car and she closed and half latched, LOCKED.. Great Phone and Wallet are in the car..Ok no biggie I have one of those magnetic key hiding containers hid so just get the spare key right? Not its GONE!!

Now its 9:30 on a Sunday night and I'm in the Mountains at a dark rest stop locked out of my Running car, and in the back of my mind is watching out for Fiddy's relatives.

So I find a couple janitor types and get to a phone to call the Highway patrol. Ok so some locksmith is supposed to be coming out but the janitors say he won't show on a Sunday night, so I grab the ol coat hanger on the wall and head out to the car and give it a try. Nope aint going to happen. Then its gets better, My trained ear hear the Interceptor is running odd, look at the dash and she's overheating, 

Great, my cats in the car and now its time to bust the window, and yup my Ball Peen hammer is in the Locked car, so run to the janitors and try to find something to bust a window, Find a Great big pipe wrench and bolt back to the overheating car, Don't let anybody tell you its easy to break  out a side window on a car, I had to have two handed swings to finally bust the front assigner window out,

Crash goes the window, reach inside and unlock the car, grab the cat and throw her in the back and by now steam is Blowing outa the hood of my car. Oh great looks like I cut my finger a little bit, Nope major laceration of trigger finger.

Great does it get any better? 400+ miles to go thru the mountains with Snow ahead and my window is busted out, grab a garbage bag and some tape and give it a try, NOT made it one or two exits and came all apart, Ok find cardboard and Duct tape In the Mountians at now 11 pm or so, Cat is freeaking out in the back of car, could not stop the bleeding on my finger.

Ok find some cardboard and duct tape and go at it with a constant stream of blood from finger.

As usual with 200mph tape its gunna take a few exits traveling at 75mph or so to get it sealed up properly, Got it.

Now pin the go peddle to get to Mother as she has know body at home. 

Ok so I hit souther Ohio and a few snow flakes. Ok no biggie Im from the Snow belt so just keep going, NOT within a few miles total white out. finally caught up to a Plow truck going 31mph till we got outa the Snow, So now its 3 or 4 in the morning..

Pin it and roll into the family homestead at around 6:45 am, a 8 hour trip turned into 14 hours.

And no way I will show Mother my wound as it was still dripping down my hand.

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I need to go to the Hospital for some stitches but Mother was the priority..

Just take the pain and backwoods treat it myself...

 

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Clean up a bit

 

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And all the while in the Smokies watchin your back for Fiddy's boys and girls..

 

 

 

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I wanted to get some breakfast until I saw this.

Yikes!!!!

 

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Ouch, I will say you should have used all your bad luck up on one trip, you should be good to go for a long time now hahahaha 

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BISCUITS AND PORN!!!!!!! 

My new mantra!!!!! Wtf

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Looks like way to many biscuits hahahaha

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BISCUITS AND PORN!!!!!!! 

My new mantra!!!!! Wtf

Its a North Carolina thing Borg!!

It aint breakfast unless its Biscuits and Gravy with Porn and a Beer...

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Doesn’t look like anyone else got any biscuits ,,, Jesus look at the size of the thing,,, the only way that would be a cheap date is if you took her to an all you can eat place,,, even then she’d probably wipe em out

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Buy a 20 lb bag of flour and take her home hahahaa

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